The hot librarian category

Notes on pondering how the human brain computes attraction.

Today, while spinning, I was, as usual, in the presence of many hot females. This can be a bit distracting. How do you concentrate when your eyes constantly get drawn to, well.. foxy gym outfits.

You can see where this is going right? Try to keep focus. (-:

What I was trying to figure out is, why some specimens tend to be more distracting. There seems to be the common logic that men can be grouped into simple categories: legs guy, bum guy, boob guy. I’ve never really been able to place myself in any of these groups.

The one thing I did figure out is that it would be almost impossible to concentrate in a spinning class that included Kate Beckinsale.

I think it all started with that scene in Laurel Canyon where she goes jogging.

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From this I have to conclude that I must be in the “hot naughty intellectual librarian in a cute gym outfit” category. Intellectual here, can also be substituted with “a bit wacky” or even “nutter”.

Now all I have to do is find me one of these specimens. Do’h! I just noticed I already ticked that tickbox.

I blame all this random jabbering thoughts on the nutraceuticals and endorphins.