A few random quotes I jotted down over the last few weeks..
“Trust is good, control is better.” — A cop saying
“Locks keep people honest”
“Everything ends badly, otherwise it would not end.” — Lou Holtz
“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.” — Matt Groening
“Snippy, snippy. No bus-ride treat for you.” — Igby Goes Down
“I’m an emotional guy, so I puke a lot” — Mike Strutter
“To impress, be impressed” — Virgo, a sales thing
“Remember ABC, Always Be Closing” — Boiler Room