A few random quotes I jotted down over the last few weeks..

“Trust is good, control is better.” — A cop saying

“Locks keep people honest”

“Everything ends badly, otherwise it would not end.” — Lou Holtz

“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.” — Matt Groening

“Snippy, snippy. No bus-ride treat for you.” — Igby Goes Down

“I’m an emotional guy, so I puke a lot” — Mike Strutter

“To impress, be impressed” — Virgo, a sales thing

“Remember ABC, Always Be Closing” — Boiler Room