Actors
- Joe: a.k.a. SwimGeek
The hero (and anti-hero) of the story. Chief Maverick. Owner, head coach and star player. - Mia: a.k.a. Number One
Joe and Naulene’s daughter. She’s 3 years old. Super cute. Joe sees Mia over weekends. - Naulene: a.k.a. Crazy Bitch
Mia’s mother. Joe’s ex. She’s obviously not really crazy? She dumped Joe when Mia was one, after which Joe lost the plot a bit.. but in a good way. No, they were never married. - Andrew: a.k.a. Andy
Joe has been living with Andrew for a while. Good friend and partner in crime. - Ingi
Joe also lives with Ingi. - Georg: a.k.a George
Another friend. Joe used to live with Georg in Tamboerskloof. - Keith: a.k.a. Dr. Keith
Joe used to live with Keith in Bakoven. - Bianca: a.k.a. B
A friend, also Joe’s hair stylist. - Princess Walker and Texas Ranger
Andrew’s cats. - Anton, Ernst, Jacques
Good friends living in London. Jacques is Joe’s cousin. Anton is Mia’s godfather.
I’ll try to update this list for people who often feature in my writing. I guess this is mostly a list of people who do not have a stable online presence.
Muppets?
Joe likes to.. suggest that stupid people are muppets.
Music Lyrics?
Joe likes to quote music lyrics. Not sure why. He has a bit of a Fleetwood Mac obsession at the moment.
Misc
- Gym
Wembley Square, Gardens - Beta Beach
Bakoven, Big or Little beach, next to Camps Bay
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Let me know if you are wondering about something.
Also, you may want to follow this blog and the photos together.. because I’m pretty lazy with uploading photos.



