Quick Update

A week in Egypt with Jacques and his Indiana Jones hat..

  • 14-20 June, btw.
  • A four day intense history lesson.. reminded me of playing Civilization. I guess the Nile really is the cradle of civilization.
  • Monday, breakfast on the train at 4:30, Jacques managed to delete all his photos, taxi ride in an ancient Peugeot to our hotel in Luxor, nap, Al-Bahari temple visit, Valley of the Kings.. tomb of Ramesses 9, Ramesses 1, Ramesses 3, Alabaster workshop tour, back to hotel, 42deg heat, found a place to buy alcohol in downtown Luxor, lunch at a local restaurant, nap, swim, Sound and Light show at Karnak temple, sampled the local KFC.
  • Mo figures only about 30% of Egyptians know details of their ancient history.
  • Photography in Egypt is all about waiting for the tourists to get out of the frame.
  • Dumb-ass tourists taking landscape photos with their lame compact camera flashes firing into the night… really useful.
  • I figure the pyramids are all about legacy, focus and some free time. We have a bit of an advantage over the Pharaohs.. we live about 30yrs longer. What’s your legacy going to be?
  • I figure Akhnaton was the coolest Pharaoh.. The Heretic king.. “the first individual in history”.
  • Tuesday, sunrise hot air balloon ride.. 450m above the Nile, hotel breakfast, Temple of Karnak, Temple of Luxor, a few hours by the pool sipping gin and what we think was dry lemon, camel ride along the Nile, falluka (boat) ride back to the hotel, more KFC, taxi to the airport, flight to Sharm El Sheikh, found a hotel in Sharm with a nice pool area.. the Tropicana Trivoli.
  • Wednesday, slept a bit later, Jacques was man-down with a stomach bug thanks to the Colonel’s 11 secret ingredients, whent to find a chemist, worked on my tan, a full body Egyptian massage by the pool, g&t’s, went to explore Naama Bay, found about 6 scuba diving companies and negotiated a deal, beach walk, swim, watched SA vs Uruguay football at the hotel.
  • Thursday, scuba trip to Tiran Islands, we dived a site called Lagoon.. not bad, Jacques gets about 25min out of a 12 liter tank so he used some of my air and the DM’s air, some free diving, lunch, a nap on the boat, dived Middle Garden.. a bit deeper with more sea life.. spotted a Lion Fish, a few Sakara beers in a Naama Bay beachfront cafe, g&t’s at the hotel.
  • It’s useful to be able to speak Afrikaans in an Arab country.. mostly for negotiations.
  • Friday, scuba trip to Ras Mohamed national park, dived Shark’s Reef and Yolanda reef.. awesome dive.. one of the most popular dive spot in the world.. I could see about 20 boats around us, lunch and some free diving, dived Ras Mosit (I think).. good dive, relaxing time by the hotel pool, pizza at Terracini Beach, Soho square, Pacha in Naama Bay.. Hedkandi night.. pretty good, big open-air club ranked 25th in the top 100 clubs of the world.
  • I have a respectable tan and I can still free dive to 15-20m.
  • My underwater camera is rated to 10m, but it seems to do 15m, I should get one that can do 40m.. and long free diving fins.
  • I could get into scuba diving again, maybe I need to do a Dive Master course.
  • Saturday, had a salad and a swim by the hotel pool, taxi ride through the desert to Saint Katerine.. which was a bit strange because the taxi driver was using his indicators a lot on a single lane highway.. indicating for the mildest bend in the road and he was in the other lane every time the road bent to the left, afternoon nap at St. Catherine’s ~hotel and a very good dinner.
  • Sunday, planes, trains, automobiles and camels.. got up at 2:00, climbed Mount Sinai.. with a guide named Moses, had the best Pepermint tea on the way up, Jacques took a camel up, watched the sunrise from the top, cat nap, breakfast, 5 hour taxi ride to Cairo through the desert with no aircon (joy), crossed the Suez Canal by tunnel under the canal, flight to London, Heathrow Express, cab to Jacques’.. 25 hours of travelling.
  • Everybody in Egypt found it really strange that somebody from SA would travel to Egypt while the World Cup football was on.
  • I think people should go on a yearly honeymoon.
  • There are no traffic lights in Cairo.. but everybody has HD TV for sport.
  • “There is a 25% spread between the have’s and the have-not’s.” — Jacques, about interest rates

  • “Let me know when you are going to buy so I can sell.” — Jacques, about being ahead of the investment curve

  • I figure the trouble with getting something right the first time is that you don’t really know how lucky you were.. a few failures give you perspective.
  • Sharm is an interesting place, they sell pretty much any meds, Viagra, steroids etc. at any chemist but you pay 75 Egyptian Pounds (R100) for a single vodka in Pacha. It’s really the Las Vegas of the Arab world.
  • Walking around Cairo.. I figure they may need an extra pillar of Islam: don’t litter and keep the streets clean.
  • Egypt is a police state. There are even metal detectors when you go scuba diving. Love-hate feeling, but it was a good experience.
  • School of dictatorship 101: find something for guys with guns to do.. travel tax, tourist control.
  • I hate nothing more than reality TV.
  • “It’s like an old sea turtle dating a suitcase that fell out of a plane.” — Homer Simpson

  • “If you never lose your need to wonder, you belong.” — a Diners Club ad

  • Does Cape Town have an Obelisk?
  • To have an adventure you must have uncertainty.
  • I’ll put up the photos soon, let’s just get the blogging out of the way.

Next.. a week in London.

1 thought on “Quick Update

  1. Insane schedule!! Just seen that you must be home already. I’ve been in Egypt for most of July – just Cairo though. I’m inspired to come back and check out more of the country. Fascinating place.

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